Over the last few months Mother Nature has taught us a few lessons. Not that we are listening though.
The first was that despite all our hysterical climate change cultists we are not going to be treated to warm winters and searing summers for a while anyway despite their bleatings to the contrary and their attempts to confuse us with scientific data that does not hold together under even the most casual scrutiny. Hell it would all be over now if our useless Politicians had not latched on to it as a way for us to be fleeced of more money and with the bonus that the stupid among us, which is quite a lot, would thank them for it.
The second over the last five days is that according to my calculations (based on this) more CO2 has been spewed into the atmosphere than Europe has since the Industrial Age.
Lightning strikes somewhere on Earth every minute of the day. Dissipating Gigajoules of Energy daily totalling several nuclear strikes.
Earthquakes regularly kill hundreds of thousands and destroy our strongest buildings. Tsunamis and Hurricanes kill millions and devastate millions of square kilometres. Diseases kill billions, destroy lives and, so far, remain undefeated.
That is not including any of the wonders that the Universe has not yet shown us. What is yet to come?
So it kind of puts into perspective our laughable attempts to control the planet by reducing our CO2 output which would devastate our civilisation and doom us to an evolutionary step backwards until our descendants decide that enough is enough and start, belatedly, to continue forward again.
On the other hand we could just give them a smaller project to work on such as keeping volcanoes under control. After all even after everything they do it is our CO2 that is changing the planet not theirs.
And while we are at it can someone explain how tons of noxious fumes thrown thousands of miles is not hazardous but cigarette smoke at 2 parsecs is a killer?
We need to wipe this cult out now before it is too late. Like all religious nuts facts are irrelevant and they play on our good nature. We laugh and tolerate them as the fools they are but soon the laugh will be on us and it will be one hell of a ride for our children. We are not going to like the descent either.
Pre-Crime education and prevention
No. It’s not Sci-Fi but real life. It seems IBM has written some analytical software that will predict if criminals will re-offend. Read here. It always surprises me in these threads how many people are happy with this sort of system. They always think it won’t be used on them.
This is being used in Florida to target education and prevention programmes. Nope. I don’t know what that means either but it scares me. A computer is predicting I am going to offend despite me doing my time, or whatever, and the State is going to force me on a training course or put a tag on me or something stronger. Very Orwellian.
Now I’m all for computer prediction software and I’m all for using it as a tool to aid our beleaguered police force. Anything that saves the poor chaps from suffering from RSI from ticking all those diversity boxes is fine by me.
In fact I think I will write my own code that will predict if politicians are lying, stealing, self serving scum. First of all you need some algorithms to calculate this out. I’d tell you what algorithm I use but it’s proprietary.
Basically though, simply feed in your politician’s history and it will calculate to several decimal places the way he works. I can assure you that it’s worse than Mr or Mrs Average criminal and way, way worse than Mr or Mrs Average. No education camps for them though or even prevention programmes. In fact we could go one step further in reducing crime and replace all Party MPs with trained monkeys. Always vote the party line and kiss the leaders butt. Again algorithms based on history from ‘They Work for You’. Any missing bananas are easy traced. Let’s face it they don’t need to know anything, they don’t need to understand anything and anyone that says otherwise just has to look at the voting records over the last decade.
The one for criminals will be rolled out here soon although it won’t be as accurate as our MP one which surprisingly won’t be.