In the future there will be no requirement for any of us to feel inferior.
Read this article where scientists have created a printer that can print human tissue. Although at the moment it is capable of printing arteries that can be used in surgery with future plans for printing hearts, teeth and bone.
Why stop there though? Using this we could print designed body parts. Live up amountain, try our new four valve heart. Instead of spending billions to stop people living underwater why don’t we print off designer gills for them. Need extra fingers, why wait for evolution to help you? Not forgetting the replacement parts for anything damaged or diseased.
These are the sort of inventions we want and 5 to 10 years is the timescales we want it in as well. Short enough for most of us to benefit but long enough to get it tested and debugged.
Spilt my coffee when I saw the headine. You going to try it?
When it is perfected and you can send your own designs in I think I will go for one with some special ridges on. Just to share a bit. Thats if it’s still working then.
“I will go for one with some special ridges on.”…………………Well I am disappointed in you Lord T…..you could be far more creative than that……if I was to replace Weildheimer (The name my organ gave itself after turning into a German eagle when I was tripping in the bath many moons ago) it would have to be worth it and a complete redesign would be in order…..forget long and thick!!!! I want one that floats!
Must be able to dance to music and have a pair or arms to wave at me when I am in the bath.
Actually I will go further……..I want my old boy to have tusks and an infectious laugh like Sid James.
TEV,
Without going into too much detail I was thinking along the lines of a ‘rampant rabbit’ Apparently it is the ‘tool’ of choice for feminists and those that like to do their own thing.
Don’t want to go too far and find I can’t walk.
“Don’t want to go too far and find I can’t walk”……………now your on to something here!!!!
Give it a pair of legs and internal organs then when your tired just get the old boy out and let him continue the journey for you……I think we need to move this onto the proto-type stage!!!!!….ok maybe not……
I know I like thinking out of the box but you take it to a new level. What are you going to do when Weildheimer is up on charges for perving at some hot bird?
He will be gagged in an iron mask to prevent such occurrences
Mmmm. Won’t that be against his rights of free expression? It could be you ending up in court. You could go to jail whilst he is removed fromyour body and left to retire on the compensation you are forced to give him.