When Kate Moss had feminists and fatties the world over screaming and shouting about her statement that nothing felt as good as being thin I thought she must be a bit of a nutter. Like someof these people that starve themselves are although she does seem to be able to control it unlike the whingers and whiners. Although who really wants to starve themselves?
Well it looks like it’s all of us.
Such is life. It couldn’t be that eating chocolate would be the cure. Of course not.
‘Such is life. It couldn’t be that eating chocolate would be the cure.’
Spoken like a chocoholic like myself
Perhaps Kate’s drug use has something to do with it?
Well there is that. I did think about throwing that into the mix but I don’t know any druggies that use cocaine.
Perhaps Mr Big could really blow the governments drug enforcement out of the water by selling cocaine as a weight control service. The amount of women buying cocaine would multiply ten fold overnight and even coppers wives would be addicted to the stuff. Let’s see how well they do then.
In fact I think I’ll contact our local Mr Big, Small pond, and suggest it for an advertising campaign for a few pirate CDs, some cheap foreign tobacco, cheap booze and a little slave girl to do the dishes.
Only a mysogenist would refer to women as ‘fatties’. Would love to see a photo of your no dodubt superior looking, buff body ,rippling with musvles and 6 pack.
I know you would. If you ask really nicely and apologise I’ll send you one and a spell checker for Christmas.
Save the cash on the spell checker, and buy yourself a penis enlarger instead.
Ouch.