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Not me officer. Its my medicine

I wonder when the first one will appear in court.

Imagine the scene.   There is an accident, an electric VW Beetle van with 250 greenies on board has been destroyed in an accident with a SUV.   The SUV driver has just failed the breathalyser.   In court he claims that after the accident he banged his head and the ambulance took so long to arrive he had a drink to stave off death and that is why he was over the limit.

I wonder if any of these researchers would come forward as expert witnesses for the defence.

Just being funny.   Of course we all know that in a few years time alcohol will be illegal and only available for medical reasons.